Customers wear medical gowns and meal orders are written on hospital style wrist tags. Your waitress is dressed in what they claim to be sexy retro nurses’ uniforms. Customers of the Heart Attack Grill who weigh over 350 lb (160 kg) and consume a quadruple bypass burger not only eat free, they are escorted by one of the sexy waitress nurses to their car (or an ambulance) in a huge wheelchair. Does that sound like a fun night out?
The Heart Attack Grill is a hospital themed restaurant in Dallas, Texas, that has become famous for embracing and promoting a diet of extremely large hamburgers. Customers are referred to as “patients,” orders are “prescriptions,” and waitress are “nurses.” The owners of the artery hardening grease pit promote it as;
Nutritional pornography. — Jon Basso, Heart Attack Grill Founder.
Heart Attack Grill Quadruple Bypass Burger
The Heart Attack Grill website disclaimer reads: “None of the women pictured on our website actually have any medical training, nor do they attempt to provide any real medical services.” Well duh, if you are having a heart attack, why would you go to a greasy hamburger joint? It doesn’t look like any of the waitress / nurses even eat where they work.
The menu includes Single, Double, Triple and Quadruple Bypass Burgers. The Quadruple Bypass Burger has 2 pounds of beef, eight slices of American cheese, a whole tomato and half an onion, all served in a bun coated with lard. That equates to around 8,000 calories (four times the recommended daily calorie intake for women). The massive burger has been listed as one of the;
World’s worst junk foods. — Charlotte Martin, The Sun.
Other menu items include Flatliner Fries (deep fried in pure lard of course), Lucky Strike no filter cigarettes, Pabst blue ribbon beer, tequila, butterfat milk shakes, Jolt, full sugar Coca-Cola, and even candy cigarettes for the kids!
The restaurant has come under fire for its poor portrayal of nurses and promoting bad health. Child welfare groups have also slammed the operators as irresponsible for allowing children into the “adult themed” restaurant. Funny, but we have not yet received any complaints from disability groups about the mis-use of wheelchairs.
Seriously girls stop the abuse of wheelchair armrests and get in the guys lap already. After all, the poor bastard probably hasn’t seen his penis for years and won’t live long after eating at the Heart Attack Grill.